20 ILL-FATED FOREIGN PRODUCTS 1. Ass Glue (blood tonic from donkey parts) 2. Blue Peter (canned fish) 3. Colon Plus (liquid detergent) 4. Fockink (liqueur) 5. Green Piles (lawn fertilizer) 6. Homo Sausage (beef jerky) 7. Hornyphon (video recorder) 8. Krapp (toilet paper) 9. Last Climax (paper tissues) 10. Mucos (soft drink) 11. Pansy (men's underwear) 12. Pipi (orageade) 13. Plopp (chocolate bar) 14. Polio (detergent) 15. Pshitt (soft drink) 16. Shitto (hot spiced pepper sauce) 17. Skinababe (baby cleaner) 18. Superglans (car wax) 19. Trim Pecker (trousers) 20. Zit (lemon-lime soft drink)